This movie sucks so bad that I can't even begin to tell you the number of better ways I could have spent my last two hours. This movie doesn't merit a long well written review so here I go:-
PROS:-
1. Kristen Stewart, and the ample screen time given to her. She looks beautiful, specially in the dress she wears to prom.
Allow me to post some pics to drive my point home...
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CONS:-
1. Story is really really bad, I haven't read the book but if it is even half as bad as the movie, it ought to be burnt.
2. Catchy one liners is all that the movie has, in place of normal conversations.
3. Vampires playing baseball and doing normal stuff. Give me a break, will you? At least just stick to the medieval ages.
4. Robert Pattinson - This dude sucks, He looks smug, acts smug and has one expression on his face throughout the movie, of smugness. No wonder he plays the part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He is fresh, by which I mean it appears he has been picked of the streets and cast in the movie.
5. Stupid emotions. Couldn't get even one bit of the emotional stuff going on between the characters, specially the lead ones. The makers didn't explain the attration that Bella has towards this smug-faced-excuse-of-an-actor.
Thats it. Go sleep or just waste your time thinking what cool stuff you could do if you were a vampire.
PROS:-
1. Kristen Stewart, and the ample screen time given to her. She looks beautiful, specially in the dress she wears to prom.
Allow me to post some pics to drive my point home...
--REMOVED :-(
--REMOVED :-(
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CONS:-
1. Story is really really bad, I haven't read the book but if it is even half as bad as the movie, it ought to be burnt.
2. Catchy one liners is all that the movie has, in place of normal conversations.
3. Vampires playing baseball and doing normal stuff. Give me a break, will you? At least just stick to the medieval ages.
4. Robert Pattinson - This dude sucks, He looks smug, acts smug and has one expression on his face throughout the movie, of smugness. No wonder he plays the part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He is fresh, by which I mean it appears he has been picked of the streets and cast in the movie.
5. Stupid emotions. Couldn't get even one bit of the emotional stuff going on between the characters, specially the lead ones. The makers didn't explain the attration that Bella has towards this smug-faced-excuse-of-an-actor.
Thats it. Go sleep or just waste your time thinking what cool stuff you could do if you were a vampire.
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